Written on Sunday, June 22, 2008 by Jason Wee
I gave back your 1 point because, as they say the mother and child share the same flesh and blood, i think.
One fine night, when the predators were asleep, the new mother of a child went out to find for food. As she was wondering around the kitchen, she was attracted to this scent given out by a mere round object. She knew that she would not have known what that was as she failed her Ujian Peperiksaan Cicak Rendah (UPCR). She had fallen for the trap, and now has been stuck to this sticky area that didn't allow her to release herself. She even used her elbow to try lifting her up. But sadly so, the bone broke and was paralyzed.
The child had wondered, where has my mummy been for this ONE whole day? So late at night, it went searching for its mother, exploring the territories of human land. And there she was, the dead, suffering mother. The poor child rushed for its mother in without thinking twice why his mother was captured. Sadly, its ownself got captured. His eyes staring at its poor dear mother, as it refused to close his eyes, even though he was dying, wanting to see his late mother for the last time. With great effort, it manage to go on for awhile, but in the end, it still died. With its eyes open, forever seeing his one and only, dear lizard that risked her life, for the rest of its life.
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Written on Thursday, June 19, 2008 by Jason Wee
Humans : 1 Cicak : 1
The "cicak 1" was attacking my dad that day.. but now I got one back! Die in suffering pain you little crikeys!
Aim : To investigate the relationship between the actions of Jack with the presence of life in lizards after investigation.
Condition : Stomach bruised, ants bit till bled, maggots on left arm, de-attached tail, and finally, only part of body able to move is the head!
Inference : Traps that Jack set up classified under actions has sent lizards to burning hell.
Conclusion : CICAK DIE!
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Written on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 by Jason Wee
So from around February, there's been like at least 20 lizards in my house and it has been shitting around the house! So, I was reading across xiaxue's blog, and she bought this lizard trap thingy in depot. store. When we went Giant, Atria I hunted for it cross the shelves. True enough, there was this Lizard and Cockroach trap thigy that says :
No Poison!
No Spray!
No Smell!
Its packaging its like this :
So its basically some sticky glue part with a tablet which is supposed to be some attraction to the lizards.
It has to be folded for some reason so we tried that one night, but in the morning there was NO lizards caught.
So happens, it was Father's Day that day, so we came back from church and lunch, so my dad changed into his singlet k, since the aircon was on suddenly this lizards FLYS out of it and jump ins to my dad's singlet. Thats the "best" present he ever got so far I think!
I have 2 traumas so far :
1) After I bathed, I reached for my towel and just coincidently I shacked it. Suddenly, this freaking lizards jumps down from my towel running out of the toilet. OMG. Damn lucky, what happened if I put on the towel with the lizard on it and so happens to be you know where and get some disease that causes me to not have children. LOL! Jk Jk
2) I attended a funeral, and so happen this tall guy was sitting in front of me, so I switched place with my mum. During the testimony, my dad suddenly felt some soft thing on his head. CICAK! It jumped down on my lap and my dad quickly shoved it away. A few minutes after, one lizard fell on my dads lap and he threw it to me!!! Ahh~ faster throw it away. After FIVE SECONDS of relief, TWO CICAK fell on my lap and they tried to crawl up to me!! MY GOODNESS! Dad shoved it away too. Thank goodness I didn't scream.
So much bout lizards, I attended Sera's church (DUMC) on Saturday with Robyn for fun. So I was quite impressed with their damn nice faci. So we went in to this room, cell room, double my bedroom, and there was like.. people there! lol. So was quite kekok la if ya know what I mean... Stuff and stuff.
After that we headed down to the cafeteria and was like who the hell is SW? aka... omg better not tell Sera will slaughter me. So I was like asking Caleb ( a guy.. ) den Jeremy came and asked him. Den he said there was no Shaun Woo but only Shaun Gan.. oops! So my parents fetched Robyn and I back to my house to do this letter thing. She hasn't been to my house bfr and is the first one to enter my refurb rooom :)
So, basically thats the day. More bout stuff. later.
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